jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism
MEOWING ABOUT FEELINGS
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
you look a little uncomfortable there, Marcie
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun